Do you like your shoes with a side of women-hating politics? Neither do I. Turns out that’s exactly what you're gonna get if you shop a la The Red Shoe, the posh downtown Sioux Falls shoe-tique. When owner Shantel Krebs isn’t catering to the privileged, upper class aristocracy of the Sioux Falls area, she’s peddling anti-feminist legislation through her position as a State Legislator. Successor to Matt “I heart Leslee Unruh” McCaulley and BFF to Governor Mar’ Rounds, her voting record calls for a red shoe’s swift kick to the derrière.
So, WTF? A little background: Shantel started contributing to the objectification of women in her early years as a cheerleader and pageant-goer. That’s right. We’re talking about Miss South Dakota 1997 – barf! From there, she got a degree in business, became the youngest/most disappointing female legislator, (representing District 10 alongside the notoriously disgusting Roger Hunt), and launched her socio-exclusive empire. Makin’ $.77 to the man’s dollar isn’t affording most women the opportunity keep up with the rising cost of birth control, let alone start a champagne-serving, high-end shop – am I right?
The Krebs MO: promoting an agenda of women’s equality in business…not to be confused with just plain women’s equality. True to Republican form, Krebs prefers her poverty (and like issues) out of sight and out of mind. A party superwoman, she’s apparently a-okay laying her own ovaries on the line for the greater political good – yikes. Just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she gives a damn about the rest of us gals out there.
So, what’s a girl to do? Easy. Buy your shoes elsewhere, as I’m sure you’re doing already. I recommend http://www.zappos.com/ – wider selection, better prices, and you’re not paying to turn back the clock on women’s rights. Oh, and stay out of the Shoe’s sister shop, Le Peacock – Shanny’s co-ownership alone screams “ANTI-CHOICE!” And if you’re so moved, I recommend writing a letter, calling, or popping into The Shoe to say to Ms. Krebs, “Sister – real women need access to reproductive health care. I’d rather go barefoot!”
The Krebs Q&A
Q: Should sexual assault survivors receive information on preventing pregnancy with emergency contraception?
A: Like, no way!
Q: Are women capable of making decisions about their own bodies?
A: Sorry, no.
Q: Should we help fund clinics that provide low cost birth control to women who otherwise can’t afford it (i.e. Planned Parenthood)?
A: No business, no birth control!
Q: Should women who might go blind, suffer paralysis, or incur brain damage as a result of carrying a pregnancy to term be legally forced to do so?
A: Totally!
Q: Should abortion be illegal in all cases including for survivors of rape or incest?
A: Hells yes!