I'm starting a new installment here at Dakota Women. I hear a lot of political gossip, though generally don't take the bait on anything that can't be substantiated. On the other hand, there are often nuggets passed along to one of us Dakota ladies that are just too good to pass up...hence, the Kool Aid Man.
I'm just going to say it: the name "Cash" is ridiculous for a whole host of reasons, let alone the added irony it carries being the given name of an Unruh. Wait a minute! I guess it's not ironic at all, considering that's when something is the opposite of what you'd expect whereas in this case, it's EXACTLY what we'd expect. Either way, it's no surprise what Les' and Al' had on their minds thirty-something years ago. And isn't that right about the time that Leslee was charged with four felony accounts (and several misdemeanors) of baby selling?! I believe it was. Ah, the non-irony!
So, Kool Aid Man purports that Cash, a member of the FUN-employed club (and of course, why wouldn't he be?!), currently spends his time tooling around town (pun very intended) in a flash-tastic Range Rover with the estimated value of 90k. Per his current Facebook photo, it also appears Cash has access to a pretty nice boat. Hmmm. You know what that reminds me of...
Now, now. I know that everyone has had their parents do and say things that have embarrassed them from time to time. And on a lot of levels, I feel pretty bad for Cash. I mean, we all know you can't pick your family. Nonetheless though, it seems that Cash has little problem basking in the benefits of his parents' tax payer theft...and pretty publicly. Remember: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, right?
Edit: Woa! This just in (and thank you Angie for the priceless find!): Per Cash Unruh's personal blog, he gives this description of himself which is almost too perfect for words, given my above post.
The blog description reads:
...This description is about me, myself, and I. I am a man who is seeking to live the ultimate life. I am not interested in making a living but instead to have a lifestyle. There's a difference! Have fun reviewing my lifestye and have a good and Godly day. For what is a good day if it is not Godly...
I guess I didn't know "Godly" meant having a certain kind of lifestyle. Read: money. Pretty disgusting if you ask me. Cash also lists himself as selfishly, I mean, "Self-Employed" in his blogger profile. Well isn't that rich?!
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Crap, I was about to post a hilarious response to the deleted comment.
Suffice it to say, the commenter threatened to take That Girl to court over this post. Call the Sioux Falls PD - Butthurt on the Internet division!
My favorite part of the self-deleted comment for those who may have missed it:
"My husband & I are young business owners of the community that spend quiet a bit of time with the under 30 & wealthy here in Sioux Falls. We go exotic vacations a couple times a year, Vegas several times a year and also have access to elaborate things just as Cash does."
I can understand why someone might want to delete a comment like that considering this nation´s current financial situation. Not a great way to make friends. Also, from the 'Nice Christian Attitude' department:
"Don't worry God works in mysterious ways, you'll get yours!!" Perhaps that's our friend's way of saying, "Let them eat cake!"
Okay, first of all can you please tell me what year and model Cash's Range Rover is? You obviously know this since you have just written an article claiming the price of the car.
You also wrote this "it seems that Cash has little problem basking in the benefits of his parents' tax payer theft". Apparently you know Cash personally? You obviously know that Cash is very dependent on his parents for financial stability as well?
After reading this article I had to take a few seconds to laugh at how obviously butt hurt you are over a person you have clearly no ideas about. It is sad that you have so much hate for his parents that you feel the need to write an article about somebody and try to make them look like a bad person when in reality you don't have a damn clue.
Cash has absolutely nothing to do with any problems his parents have had in the past. In fact his parents dedicated their lives to saving children and day after day they have people like you trying to run their names through the mud. That is a lot of weight on their shoulders. Imagine if an idiot such as yourself was going around watching your every move and writing public articles about you. You would most likely eventually mess up as well because you might just be human like the rest of us.
Cash has done very well for himself financially and it is beyond me as to why you have gotten so butt hurt over the fact. He is a 27 year old man who has not relied on his parents for money since he was in high school. As a very close friend of his I know that he was running and owned a successful landscaping company since he was in high school. He also ownes other successful companies as well which allow him to live a very exiting and fruitful life. Dont be unhappy with him because he more business savvy than you. Instead of wasting your time trying to dig up dirt on the guy why not try and get to actually know him and find out who he really is. Get to know the real him and not the person who you are trying to make him through your "stories" or "gossip".
Cash is a one of a kind human being. He has dedicated much of his time to helping victims of major natural disasters and spent close to a year around the Gulfport, Mississippi area after Hurricane Katrina helping people get their insurance claims to rebuild their homes. He was helping people in major need. I'm going to go ahead and just say that you have never done anything as selfless. I'm just going to assume that since apparently that's okay to do on this website.
Cash makes friends everywhere he goes. You again use the fact that he has a picture standing on a boat to make him look like a bad guy. The boat is not his or his families but that of a friends. A friend Cash helped re-organize a business to become much more successful. Apparently he is a bad guy for that. "I am not interested in making a living but instead to have a lifestyle. There's a difference". Cash has dedicated his life to helping people. He starts businesses that generate enough income for him to live and travel around and meet new friends and help people. Just because you are a very bitter person doesn't make him a bad guy. How bout growing up and instead of like Kelsey said "considering this nation´s current financial situation" maybe the author should do something that makes more of a positive difference than sitting around and spreading gossip and lies about people she doesn't know. Just a thought...
Oh and by the way moron, Cash is good friends with the owner of a car company who found him the Range Rover through an auction and he didn't spend half of the money on it that you claim it is worth. I guess that doesn't really matter though because the reality of this story is completely different than your version and its not as good of a story is it? Maybe he should drive around in a beat up Honda or something so he can gain a little street credit with you and be a better guy in your eyes. Grow up and seriously take my advice. Get a freekin life!
Whoa, talk about butthurt.
Anna,
You seem to be a classy person. How bout you get on here and say something a little more clever than just instigating. Im sure if somebody had posted absolute trash about a friend or family member of yours that you would stick up for them as well. Whats sad is that today anybody can get on a computer and talk shit without anybody knowing who they are and get away with it because their identity is hidden. Its classless and pathetic. Obviously you guys dont have much else going for you if you have to get on a shitty website like this and bad mouth people you dont know. Grow up
Matt, AKA "Cash", the fact that you even posted a comment gives DakotaWomen street cred. I happen to know for a fact that Cash is a complete Man-whore, and that he's emabarrassed of his mom. A friend told me she dated Cash and he said he was embarrassed to tell her who his mom was, once he told her the girl didn't know who she was!!!! Story on the street is that Cash's friends can't believe he doesn't have lil' kids running around, or maybe he does? Or maybe Grma Les took the girls to Planned Parenthood so she wouldn't be embarrassed? Cash does not, I repeat, does not believe in abstience until marriage. I dare you to prove otherwise.
Wow, its amazing how pathetic and how low you girls are having to stoop.
Number one I am not Cash. My name is Matt Crump. I am a firefighter/paramedic in Hoover, Alabama. I am a close friend and former college roommate of Cash. Cash was driving home from Atlanta to South Dakota today and got a phone call about this article and asked me to look it up and read it to him. Fortunately it is nothing but a bunch of garbage and made up bs that you guys hear through 2nd and 3rd parties.
You guys have no credit because all of your information is based off of people who dont like his family because they stand for something that you oppose. It is very sad that you are the ones that are so "butt hurt" about it that you slander their names. Has Cash ever done anything to any of you? Do any of you know him? No. What you guys are doing is very ignorant by trying to defame his character which is illegal you do realize? In essence, you guys are accusing hi sparents of doing things that are illegal and yet you are doing them yourselves. Ignorance is bliss I guess. The sad part is that not one of you have ever met the guy and hate him simply because who his family is.
As far as Cash being emberassed about who his mom is... get real. Cash is very proud of his mother. Put yourself in his shoes. How would you like it if your parent was such a controversial public figure? Of course sometimes it is going to be tough on Cash. Cut the kid a break. You guys get on here and accuse him of being a terrible guy but none of you have any proof. It is all "word on the street is" or " I know somebody who knows somebody who went on a date with Cash". Get real!
It is not my job to prove what Cash believes. As far as abstinence goes, he is a 27 year old man and whether he has had sex or not is none of your business. Again he is not his mother so quit acting like a child. Who the hell even cares if Cash is having sex? Why does it matter to you? Have you ever had sex? You guys are acting like he should be crucified if he ever messes up. Cut the guy a damn break and get off his case. You "women" are fishin pretty heavy for some dirt on him and so far all you have done is try and drag his name in the dirt with nothing but lies. Not one of you has had any proof for anything you have said about him. If you guys are so obsessed with him, like I said, why dont you call him up and meet him yourself. Form your own real opinion of the guy after getting to actually know him because what you are doing now is just making you look like pathetic stalkers who arent very good at stalking.
Oh and by the way, you know my name and you know Cash's name. Quit coming on here with crap that you "heard from a friend" if you are going to be an adult and join in on bashing somebody you dont even know at least give us the courtesy of knowing your name as well. Neither of us are hiding anything, why are you guys?
I do not read any (let alone respond to) blogs because 99% of the time they are strictly bs and an outlet for low class and generically unintelligent individuals to make outlandish comments such as what is stated in this blog. That being said, I find it impossible not to respond to this because of the ludicrous allegations all stated under the rouse of anonymity.
So I am going to go out on a limb and make some assumptions about the author of this article (using as much factual information as you did.....NONE), however, something tells me that I am going to be signifcantly more accurate in my description of who you are as a person than you were of Cash.
First off, it is clear that you are a very lonely young woman who feels as if you have been wronged in some way or another. I assume that you have probably never had the opportunity to enjoy the finer things in life and hold a grudge against those who do. You have also never been appealing to an individual who would fall into the category of being financially stable, intelligent and attractive which makes you bitter towards any person who possesses those qualities. It is hard for you to accept the notion that an individual could live such an amazing life and still be a good person, because if that were the case, it would seem that they were truly better then you in every facet of the word. Well sister, unfortunately, that is the case here. The jealousy and envy you carry with you towards Cash (and I'm sure others as well) is truly a waste of energy that could/should be spent on self reflection in an attempt to better yourself.
Though I could go on and on, I feel as if that would begin to become redundent because the truth of the matter is that I feel sorry for you. It is truly unfortunate that you feel the need to attempt to undermine others acomplishments because of your own insecurities because in the end "Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies"-Elizabeth E. Bowen and "It is better to be envied than pitied"-Herodotus.
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