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Monday, August 18, 2008

Task Force memories

Anna's post below made me think back to the craziness that was the South Dakota Task Force to Study Abortion and I thought I'd share this excerpt from an article That Girl and I wrote for an upcoming pro-choice anthology.

Step through the looking glass.

Legislation was passed in 2005 establishing a task force that would study abortion. The motive for establishing the task force – to gather information that would be used to fuel further anti-choice legislation – was clear, but at the time there was still some hope that the truth would win out. Instead, the task force turned out to be a set up from the very beginning. The make-up of the task force was to be decided by the Speaker of the House, the President Pro-Tempore of the Senate, and the Governor, all stridently anti-choice. And while the bill required some diversity in the party affiliation of its members, it didn’t seem out of the realm of possibility that there would be a task force without any pro-choice representation at all.

As it turned out, there was actually minimal effort made to make the task force seem legitimate. Of the seventeen members, six (Planned Parenthood State Director Kate Looby, Sen. Stan Adelstein, Sen. Theresa Two Bulls, Dr. Maria Bell, councilor Linda Holcomb, and USD law professor David Day) were pro-choice and the chair, Dr. Marty Allison, was fairly moderate. However, the rest of the roster looked like a Who’s Who of Anti-Choice Loons: Sen. Julie Bartling, who would go on to introduce the abortion ban during the next session; Travis Benson, lobbyist for the Catholic Diocese of South Dakota; Sen. Jay Duenwald and Rep. Roger Hunt, two men who had campaigned against abortion since before Roe v. Wade (and perhaps before South Dakota became a state); Rep. Brock Greenfield, president of South Dakota Right to Life; crisis pregnancy center champion Rep. Elizabeth Kraus; Rep. Kathy Miles, who famously said that bearing a rapist’s child could be healing for the victim; family practitioners Dr. John Stransky and Dr. David Wachs; and, finally, the wackiest of the wackjobs, 'Dr.' Allen Unruh. Allen is a chiropractor, not an MD, but he must have felt that using the title gave him an air of authority he was desperately lacking. Allen is married to the notorious Leslee Unruh, a long-time anti-choice personality and founder of the Abstinence Clearinghouse and a local crisis pregnancy center. Not satisfied toiling away in obscurity, Allen styled himself as an anti-choice demagogue, a favorite pundit of local right-wing talk radio and frequent keynote speaker wherever nuts gathered to mix and plot.

The circus that was the South Dakota Task Force to Study Abortion would almost have to have been experienced to be believed. To attend the meetings of the task force was like stepping through the looking glass. Landing in Oz. Being locked in the zoo. Choose your own metaphor here, but be assured, it was absurd and insane in a way that few of us who attended had experienced before or since. Unsubstantiated written testimony from all over the country was allowed to be entered as evidence. Out-of-state 'experts' whose testimony consisted of anecdotal stories were allowed to testify before South Dakota constituents who had traveled for hours to appear before the task force. “It's interesting to me how the rules keep changing. And that's made it very, very difficult. They keep changing and there's no consistency,” complained task force member Linda Holcomb. "I hope someone from the media is here to hear that we voted that South Dakota residents do not take precedence."

One woman considered an 'expert' by the task force claimed she had blocked out the name of the doctor who had performed her abortion until appearing before the task force dislodged this buried memory. Carol Whalon, a white woman from the Pine Ridge Indian reservation (again, an 'expert'), assured the task force that, "Lakota people are strongly pro-life." Other Lakota people in the room were surprised to hear this. She also shared a story about a medicine woman who gave an abortifacient herb to women in a village and eventually went crazy from the voices of the spirits of the children she had helped kill. Dr. Donald Oliver of Rapid City suggested that, “just as two bad genes might pair up and lead to an unfortunate outcome, two good genes can pair up and the infant of this incestual relationship may be the brightest person in the family, sometimes in the genius range of intellect.”

Kate Looby was incredulous. "I wonder if you could clarify, a little bit, your testimony regarding incest. I'm assuming that you're not in any way advocating incest as it could possibly lead to some sort of brilliance."

"Of course not," Dr. Oliver answered. "The point primarily of my testimony is to say that even in incest, the overwhelming majority of these infants, in the nineties – perhaps high nineties – are perfectly normal children. Some of them turn out to be geniuses."

Person after person got up to testify, some tearfully telling how abortion had screwed up their lives, others begging the members of the task force to understand that women needed safe, legal options to end an unintended pregnancy. Those serving on this 'fact finding' body, as Roger Hunt often called it, acted as was to be expected, being kind to those who said things they agreed with and being rude to those who didn't (going so far as to interrupt a rape victim multiple times during her testimony). And in the end, it was only the testimony of the parade of dishonest, inaccurate, and sometimes mentally ill anti-choice witnesses that would eventually inform the South Dakota Task Force to Study Abortion’s final report to the governor and the legislature.


BONUS: Enjoy some of my favorite Allen Unruh quotes from the Task Force.

"[S]ometimes I think with the attitude that if just everybody had enough latex from the cradle to the grave, womb to the tomb, and everybody in America had all access to free latex and free abortion it would be a step in the right direction, we'd be a perfect world. ... I mean, that would be a step in the right direction from the attitude that I'm kind of hearing."

"In South Dakota, we value a hen pheasant. It's like a $200 fine if you kill a hen pheasant, but no fine if you kill an unborn child."

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Allen Unruh: Head D-Bag and Bert Reynolds Stunt Double



One of my favorite abortion-related flicks of all time is that of Citizen Ruth, a hilarious, satirical depiction of the abortion debate. At a time where Vote Yes for The Unruhs to Pocket MORE Federal Monies can't lay the crap off, I find myself loving this film more and more. Casting Bert Reynolds as the head anti was abso-freakin'-lutely brilliant...maybe even a direct copycat, perhaps. Ah, Allen Unruh. The dude apparently, as according to the new More magazine article, is responsible for stealing Leslee (yep, they had an affair, people!) from her pre-martial sex-loving, PASTOR boy toy and Democratic, liberal feminist values and turning her into an anti-choice, empirical nutso. When Leslee's mom told her to "get out of the kitchen and start a business," she obviously took that to mean "find a rich dude from which you can spring board his crusade into a lucrative, international empire." I'm sure it was the mustache. Money, surely, had nothing to do with it.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Where There's News Media, There's an Unruh

Saturday's KELO featured a piece on buying local produce, so it only makes sense for the story to contain an interview with...what? ALLEN UNRUH?! (See Madville Times for the full scoop.)

So, let's talk about this.

For one, can the SD public please have just one week - only one - where we don't have to deal with an Unruh? Can we? Please? I think the following definition pretty much sums up the condition that Les' and Al' face and although urbandictionary.com hasn't been real popular amongst the feminist community lately, I gotta say this was just too perfect to pass up.

1. Media Whore

1. A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print.
2. A person who becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves in the media.
Most people who audition for reality TV series or write excessive numbers of letters to the editor are nothing more than media whores.

Now let us journey back in time to the Vote Yes petition reveal party of months past. You might recall the post I did about it. Well, I thought that the Unruhs along with the YV Prayer Team had a beef with KELO? Or is this just God's way of answering their prayers?

Friday, April 4, 2008

Grab Your Garlic, SD Media

The Vote Yes zealots are back…and they seem to have a beef with the media.

Voices Carry has posted a painfully long video from last Sunday’s Celebration Party. And when I say “painfully,” I mean it. This sucker’s 24 minutes long. Save yourself the time and if you’re in a crunch, skip down to my “Hilarity Awards” for the gems. Obviously the video is a cornucopia of crazy (per usual), but this whole media-hating situation has me interested...and perhaps a little concerned.

Leslee Unruh (I mean, who else?) to the audience:


And tomorrow if the South Dakota media does what they should
do, in all the newspapers across South Dakota, they’ll show your face, not mine.
So if you see my face, you’ll know that’s not the way this was supposed to
go. [...]
We didn’t want the media to focus on my face or the campaign
people’s face. We want them to focus on who made it happen…and that was
you.



The next day on the Vote Yes Prayer Blog:

Please ask for prayer that fairness be given to this campaign by
everyone in the media. KELOLAND was not fair when they gave us hardly any
coverage of the celebration last Sunday. Also, today SD PUBLIC RADIO set up
an interview with Dr. Allen Unruh and a representative from the other side and didn’t get Dr. Unruh on the program until the other person had been on for almost 5 minutes.


So, I guess the media better watch out, because VY seems to have a strange vendetta here. I’m not sure what they’re trying to do, but whatever it is, the media IS NOT cooperating. My advice would be to load up on garlic and earplugs. (I guess you can skip the earplugs if it’s red-tape-over-the-mouth day.) You hear that, Lou Raguse? Run while you can!


The Hilary Awards
1. Did they have a live trumpeter? Really?
2. Allen’s tangent about their “volunteer army,” saying “we didn’t pay people to get petitions” yet minutes later, they welcome the “staff” of the campaign. Staff? Otherwise known as EMPLOYEES? Also, most of the other people are pastors or Alpha Center/Alive/Fleet for Little Feet/Abstinence Clearinghouse folk, so let’s be honest: technically they’re on the payroll.
3. Allen Unruh tells opponents like myself “You can just go take a nap,” rambling on about how completely UNTIRED the Vote Yes camp is. Leslee later says that before their campaign kickoff, everyone needs to rest. But I thought you all weren’t tired? Which one is it?
4. Leslee admits she’s hard to work with. Yikes, I’ll bet!
5. Leslee says how she’s opened a new bank account, oh my bad, I mean “chapter” of her life.


Finally: The Vote Yes team talks a couple of times about the tactics they employed while gathering petition signatures. Asking “Do you like killing babies?” or “Do you like babies?” is hardly allowing an opportunity for anyone to comfortably decline. I’ll expect that 50% of those signatures came from pro-choice individuals. Next time, don’t stand glossy-eyed, have a baby in your arms (nice touch at the event though, Les) and intimidate people into doing something that they don’t believe is right.